Volume III · 2022

The 2022 Issue

By The Archive · Season 2022 · 12 Franchises

Commissioner’s Note

TrustIn Fields finally broke up the Hoff dynasty, and I'd be impressed if I were capable of the emotion. The real headline is Ur Moms Favorite finishing last for the SECOND straight year — a feat of sustained incompetence I genuinely respect, the way one respects a tornado. Somewhere in this league a man traded a future first and looked proud about it. I have the screenshots. I have everything. Consider yourselves formally on notice.

— The Commissioners · 2022

TrustIn Fields Runs the Numbers

CROWN OF POINTS

By The Archive · 2022 Season

TrustIn Fields opens the ledger and ends the year at 11-3, banking a league-best 2240 points of offense, good for the 2nd seed. The point differential reads like a stapler slammed on the desk — plus 308 across the slate, and nobody else is really close. A 9-game run in the middle months quiets the room.

Week 2 is the one they circle on the calendar: a 201-point afternoon that tells the rest of the room what ceiling looks like. They take their lumps too — a 88-point no-show in Week 14 that looks, in hindsight, like the only bad day on the whole schedule. The luck table tilts their way: +3.0 wins above what the points alone say they deserve. The bracket cares less about math than moments.

In the final, TrustIn Fields runs through Let Dalvin Cook🍳 and carves Volume III into the wall. Emerald City FC takes third and goes home with a handshake; Let Dalvin Cook🍳 is left studying the plaque wall from the hallway. They came to business and they closed the case.

Runner-Up

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

astelter

3rd Place

Emerald City FC

andrewldalton

The Title Lineup

The starting lineup TrustIn Fields rode to the ring — championship-week scoring, in order.

TrustIn Fields

134.8 PTS

Justin Fields QB · KC16.2
Kenneth Walker RB · KC15.2
Latavius Murray RB · FA11.2
Amon-Ra St. Brown WR · DET10.2
Amari Cooper WR · FA25.5
Darren Waller TE · FA17.7
Tee Higgins WR · CIN2.3
Chris Olave WR · NO8.2
Terry McLaurin WR · WAS5.7
Jeff Wilson RB · FA10.6
Gardner Minshew QB · ARI12.0

The Bracket · How It Was Won

Wild Card

TMeek15144.6

Emerald City FC ✦166.9

Let Dalvin Cook🍳 ✦185.9

Hoff’s Heroes129.7

Semifinals

ndmartin88117.3

Let Dalvin Cook🍳 ✦123.6

TrustIn Fields ✦159.8

Emerald City FC132.1

Championship Round

Championship

Let Dalvin Cook🍳92.3

TrustIn Fields ✦134.8

3rd Place

ndmartin88121.9

Emerald City FC ✦123.4

219.2Highest Week · W9 · JordanCasteel3

75.3Lowest Week · W13 · Ur Moms Favorite

113.4Biggest Blowout · W9 · JordanCasteel3

7Most Trades · TrustIn Fields

Season Awards

Coach of the Year

Emerald City FC

78.9% lineup efficiency — just 588 points left on the bench all year.

The Unluckiest

Moore Chubb

51–103 against the whole league but only 3 real wins — 3.0 games below expected.

Pickup of the Year

Taylor Heinicke

QB · FA — 97.5 starter pts for Moore Chubb after a Week 6 add.

Final Standings

#	Team	Manager	W	L	PF	PA	Trades
1	ndmartin88	ndmartin88	12	2	2229.3	1774.2	1
2	TrustIn Fields	StorminNorman84	11	3	2240.2	1932.1	7
3	Hoff’s Heroes	evanhp	9	5	2142.5	2041.8	6
4	TMeek15	TMeek15	8	6	2164.2	1969.3	2
5	Let Dalvin Cook🍳	astelter	8	6	2099.6	1945.7	2
6	Jcrunk’s QB Factory	Jcrunk25	7	7	1824.3	1989.2	3
7	Emerald City FC	andrewldalton	6	8	2192.8	2127.3	4
8	JordanCasteel3	JordanCasteel3	6	8	2032.4	1942.9	1
9	Taylor Swift’s Boutte	BeeSco	6	8	1927.4	2163.7	6
10	jalenbarry	jalenbarry	6	8	1806.2	1956.9	2
11	Moore Chubb	Westy19	3	11	1761.1	2041.8	7
12	Ur Moms Favorite	dcstewart1988	2	12	1473.8	2008.7	3

Schedule Luck & Expected Wins

All-play = record if you'd played every other manager every week. Pythag = expected wins from points for/against. Positive delta = schedule-lucky; negative = schedule-screwed.

Team	Actual	All-Play	Pythag Exp	Luck Δ
ndmartin88	12-2	98-56	8.6	+3.4
TrustIn Fields	11-3	105-49	8.0	+3.0
Hoff’s Heroes	9-5	99-55	7.3	+1.7
Jcrunk’s QB Factory	7-7	58-96	6.4	+0.6
Let Dalvin Cook🍳	8-6	87-67	7.5	+0.5
TMeek15	8-6	100-54	7.7	+0.3
Taylor Swift’s Boutte	6-8	74-80	6.2	-0.2
jalenbarry	6-8	60-94	6.4	-0.4
Emerald City FC	6-8	94-60	7.2	-1.2
JordanCasteel3	6-8	75-79	7.3	-1.3
Ur Moms Favorite	2-12	23-131	4.9	-2.9
Moore Chubb	3-11	51-103	6.0	-3.0

Trades · 22 on Record

Every trade this season, in chronological order. Players received are listed under the team that got them. Draft picks traded are included.

Week 1

Mar 9, 2022

Hoff’s Heroes

Receives

2022 Round 1 (from Moore Chubb)

Moore Chubb

Receives

2022 Round 2 (from Hoff’s Heroes)
2022 Round 2 (from Hoff’s Heroes)
2023 Round 2 (from Hoff’s Heroes)

Week 1

Mar 11, 2022

TrustIn Fields

Receives

Emmanuel Sanders WR · FA
Taysom Hill TE · FA
Zach Wilson QB · NO

Moore Chubb

Receives

Carson Wentz QB · MIN
Jared Goff QB · DET
George Pickens WR · DAL

Week 1

Mar 14, 2022

Emerald City FC

Receives

Dawson Knox TE · BUF

Moore Chubb

Receives

Michael Gallup WR · FA
2022 Round 3 (from Emerald City FC)

Week 1

Mar 23, 2022

TrustIn Fields

Receives

Jalen Guyton WR · FA

Moore Chubb

Receives

T.Y. Hilton WR · FA

Week 1

May 2, 2022

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Receives

2022 Round 2 (from Moore Chubb)
2023 Round 4 (from Moore Chubb)

Moore Chubb

Receives

2022 Round 5 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte)
2022 Round 4 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte)
2023 Round 4 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte)

Week 1

May 3, 2022

TrustIn Fields

Receives

2022 Round 2 (from Ur Moms Favorite)

Ur Moms Favorite

Receives

2022 Round 5 (from TrustIn Fields)
2022 Round 3 (from TrustIn Fields)
2022 Round 4 (from TrustIn Fields)

Week 1

May 3, 2022

ndmartin88

Receives

Christian Kirk WR · SF
2022 Round 3 (from Hoff’s Heroes)

Hoff’s Heroes

Receives

2022 Round 2 (from ndmartin88)
2022 Round 2 (from ndmartin88)

Week 1

May 4, 2022

Emerald City FC

Receives

2022 Round 2 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte)

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Receives

2023 Round 1 (from Emerald City FC)

Week 1

May 4, 2022

Emerald City FC

Receives

2022 Round 3 (from Ur Moms Favorite)

Ur Moms Favorite

Receives

2023 Round 2 (from Emerald City FC)
2023 Round 3 (from Emerald City FC)

Week 1

May 5, 2022

Emerald City FC

Receives

2022 Round 4 (from jalenbarry)
2022 Round 5 (from jalenbarry)

jalenbarry

Receives

2024 Round 2 (from Emerald City FC)
2024 Round 4 (from Emerald City FC)

Week 1

May 5, 2022

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Receives

2023 Round 2 (from Moore Chubb)

Moore Chubb

Receives

2023 Round 4 (from Jcrunk’s QB Factory)
2022 Round 5 (from Jcrunk’s QB Factory)
2023 Round 4 (from Jcrunk’s QB Factory)
2024 Round 5 (from Jcrunk’s QB Factory)

Week 1

May 6, 2022

TMeek15

Receives

2022 Round 4 (from Moore Chubb)

Moore Chubb

Receives

2023 Round 3 (from TMeek15)

Week 1

May 6, 2022

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Receives

2023 Round 2 (from Ur Moms Favorite)

Ur Moms Favorite

Receives

2023 Round 4 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte)
2022 Round 5 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte)

Week 1

May 6, 2022

TrustIn Fields

Receives

2022 Round 5 (from Let Dalvin Cook🍳)

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Receives

2023 Round 5 (from TrustIn Fields)

Week 1

May 14, 2022

TMeek15

Receives

Geno Smith QB · NYJ
Gabe Davis WR · FA

Hoff’s Heroes

Receives

Ryan Tannehill QB · FA

Week 1

Jun 28, 2022

TrustIn Fields

Receives

Justin Fields QB · KC

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Receives

Ezekiel Elliott RB · FA
Rashod Bateman WR · BAL

Week 1

Jul 1, 2022

TrustIn Fields

Receives

Mark Ingram RB · FA

JordanCasteel3

Receives

2023 Round 4 (from TrustIn Fields)

Week 9

Nov 3, 2022

Hoff’s Heroes

Receives

Andy Dalton QB · PHI

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Receives

Isaiah Spiller RB · FA

Week 9

Nov 4, 2022

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Receives

Deon Jackson RB · FA
2023 Round 3 (from Hoff’s Heroes)

Hoff’s Heroes

Receives

2023 Round 2 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte)

Week 15

Dec 15, 2022

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Receives

2023 Round 1 (from Let Dalvin Cook🍳)

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Receives

Zonovan Knight RB · ARI
2023 Round 2 (from Taylor Swift’s Boutte)

Week 15

Dec 17, 2022

Hoff’s Heroes

Receives

Davante Adams WR · LAR
2023 Round 3 (from jalenbarry)

jalenbarry

Receives

Cooper Kupp WR · SEA
2023 Round 1 (from Hoff’s Heroes)

Week 15

Dec 18, 2022

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Receives

2023 Round 3 (from TrustIn Fields)

TrustIn Fields

Receives

Latavius Murray RB · FA

Draft · 5 Rounds

Every pick. DB selections were the league's placeholder for devy picks and are flagged accordingly — they don't represent actual defensive-back draftees.

Round 1

Kenny Pickett

QB · PIT

Ur Moms Favorite

Drake London

WR · ATL

jalenbarry

Kenneth Walker

RB · SEA

TrustIn Fields

Jameson Williams

WR · DET

Emerald City FC

Christian Watson

WR · GB

TMeek15

Jahan Dotson

WR · WAS

Hoff’s Heroes

Skyy Moore

WR · KC

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Sean Tucker

Devy

RB · Syracuse

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Braelon Allen

Devy

RB · Wisconsin

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Will Shipley

Devy

RB · Clemson

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Alec Pierce

WR · IND

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

James Cook

RB · BUF

JordanCasteel3

Round 2

Damian Pierce

RB · HOU

TrustIn Fields

Jordan Addison

Devy

WR · USC

jalenbarry

Quinn Ewers

Devy

QB · Texas

Hoff’s Heroes

Rachaad White

RB · TB

jalenbarry

Anthony Richardson

Devy

QB · Florida

Moore Chubb

LJ Johnson

Devy

RB · Texas A&M

Hoff’s Heroes

Quentin Johnston

Devy

WR · TCU

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Branson Robinson

Devy

RB · Georgia

Hoff’s Heroes

Nicholas Singleton

Devy

RB · Penn State

Emerald City FC

Jaxson Dart

Devy

QB · Ole Miss

Emerald City FC

Trey McBride

TE · ARI

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Brock Bowers

Devy

TE · Georgia

JordanCasteel3

Round 3

Donovan Edwards

Devy

RB · Michigan

Emerald City FC

Xavier Worthy

Devy

WR · Texas

jalenbarry

Wan'Dale Robinson

WR · NYG

Ur Moms Favorite

Brian Robinson

RB · WAS

ndmartin88

Khalil Shakir

WR · BUF

TMeek15

Will Levis

Devy

QB · Kentucky

Moore Chubb

Jalen Tolbert

WR · DAL

Jcrunk’s QB Factory

Tyler Allgeier

RB · ATL

JordanCasteel3

Jermaine Burton

Devy

WR · Alabama

Taylor Swift’s Boutte

Tyrion Davis-Price

RB · SF

Moore Chubb

Parker Washington

Devy

WR · Penn State

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Tyler Badie

RB · BAL

Hoff’s Heroes

Round 4

Jerome Ford

RB · CLE

Ur Moms Favorite

Marvin Harrison Jr.

Devy

WR · Ohio State

Emerald City FC

Sam LaPorta

Devy

TE · Iowa

Ur Moms Favorite

Tyquan Thornton

WR · NE

TrustIn Fields

Tyler Buchner

Devy

QB · Notre Dame

TMeek15

Camar Wheaton

Devy

RB · Alabama

Moore Chubb

Pierre Strong

RB · NE

ndmartin88

Greg Dulcich

TE · DEN

JordanCasteel3

Thomas Fidone

Devy

TE · Nebraska

TMeek15

Velus Jones

WR · CHI

Emerald City FC

Ja'Corey Brooks

Devy

WR · Louisville

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Josh Downs

Devy

WR · North Carolina

JordanCasteel3

Round 5

Jadon Haselwood

Devy

WR · Arkansas

Ur Moms Favorite

Romeo Doubs

WR · GB

Emerald City FC

Tyler Van Dyke

Devy

QB · Miami

TrustIn Fields

Will Rogers

Devy

QB · Mississippi State

Ur Moms Favorite

Lovasea Carroll

Devy

RB · Georgia

TMeek15

Abram Smith

RB · NO

Moore Chubb

Jalen Wydermyer

ndmartin88

Keaontay Ingram

RB · ARI

Moore Chubb

Phil Jurkovec

Devy

QB · Boston College

Ur Moms Favorite

Cade Klubnik

Devy

QB · Clemson

Moore Chubb

Jelani Woods

TE · IND

TrustIn Fields

Rakim Jarrett

Devy

WR · Maryland

JordanCasteel3

Records Set This Season

All-time BAMFDL marks that still belong to 2022 — set here, unbroken since.

The Juggernaut

12-2

Best Regular-Season Record

ndmartin88

The Avalanche

9 in a row

Longest Win Streak (Season)

TrustIn Fields

The Robbery

+3.4 W

Most Schedule-Lucky Season

ndmartin88

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