Exhibit VII · 2026 Week 1

Ur Darn Tuten ↔ Let Dalvin Cook🍳

By The Archive · Week 1 · 2026 · May 4, 2026

2Sides

2Assets in Root

1Trades in Lineage

0Generations Deep

The VerdictDP value · Superflex

Ur Darn Tuten

At Trade

10−5

Peak

10−5

Pts

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

At Trade

15+5

Peak

15+5

Pts

The Deal

Week 1May 4, 2026

2-team · 2 assets

Ur Darn Tuten

Receives

0pts

2026 R5 → Adam Randall

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Receives

0pts

2027 R4

Forward Lineage

Every asset from this trade, traced forward through every follow-on deal. Indented lines are downstream trades — the assets that were born of, or packaged with, what came through this wire.

Ur Darn Tuten

received

2026 Round 5
Pick
Became Adam Randall (RB · R5.03) · drafted by Ur Darn Tuten

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

received

2027 Round 4
Pick
Pick lineage unresolved — see the 2027 draft board.

← The Wire

Volume VI · 2025 · The Vault