Exhibit VII · 2026 Week 1

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks ↔ TE City

By The Archive · Week 1 · 2026 · Apr 30, 2026

2Sides

3Assets in Root

7Trades in Lineage

3Generations Deep

The VerdictDP value · Superflex

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

At Trade

67+9

Peak

65+8

Pts

TE City

At Trade

58−9

Peak

57−8

Pts

The Deal

Week 1Apr 30, 2026

2-team · 3 assets

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

Receives

0pts

2026 R3 → De'Zhaun Stribling

TE City

Receives

0pts

2027 R3
2027 R5

Forward Lineage

Every asset from this trade, traced forward through every follow-on deal. Indented lines are downstream trades — the assets that were born of, or packaged with, what came through this wire.

Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks

received

2026 Round 3
Pick
Became De'Zhaun Stribling (WR · R3.06) · drafted by Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks
Re-traded · 2026 W1
Deep dive →
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
0pts
- ← 2027 R5
- ← 2026 R3 → Jalen Lott
- ← 2026 R4 → Justin Joly
Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks
0pts
- ← 2027 R4
- ← 2026 R3 → Max Klare
Onward
- Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1
- Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑's 2026 R4 → 2026 W1
- Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks's 2027 R4 → 2026 W1
- Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1

TE City

received

2027 Round 3
Pick
Pick lineage unresolved — see the 2027 draft board.
Re-traded · 2026 W1
Deep dive →
Emerald City FC
0pts
- ← 2026 R3 → Emmett Johnson
Aim for the bushes
0pts
- ← 2027 R3
- ← 2026 R5 → Caleb Douglas
Onward
- Emerald City FC's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1
- Aim for the bushes's 2026 R5 → 2026 W1
2027 Round 5
Pick
Pick lineage unresolved — see the 2027 draft board.
Re-traded · 2026 W1
Deep dive →
Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑
0pts
- ← 2027 R5
- ← 2026 R3 → Jalen Lott
- ← 2026 R4 → Justin Joly
Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks
0pts
- ← 2027 R4
- ← 2026 R3 → Max Klare
Onward
- Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1
- Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑's 2026 R4 → 2026 W1
- Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks's 2027 R4 → 2026 W1
- Jcrunk’s Touchdown Punks's 2026 R3 → 2026 W1

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