Vol. VI · MMXX12 Franchises

BAMFDL

Exhibit VII · 2025 Week 1

Ur Darn Tuten ↔ Let Dalvin Cook🍳

By The Archive · Week 1 · 2025 · May 2, 2025
2Sides
2Assets in Root
3Trades in Lineage
2Generations Deep
The VerdictDP value · 1QB

Ur Darn Tuten

At Trade

8−4

Peak

650+631

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

At Trade

12+4

Peak

19−631

The Deal
Week 1May 2, 2025
2-team · 2 assets

Ur Darn Tuten

Receives
  • 2025 R5 → Jaylin Noel

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

Receives
  • 2026 R4
Forward Lineage

Every asset from this trade, traced forward through every follow-on deal. Indented lines are downstream trades — the assets that were born of, or packaged with, what came through this wire.

Ur Darn Tuten

received

  • 2025 Round 5

    Pick

    Became Jaylin Noel (WR · R5.03) · drafted by Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑 · best guess

Let Dalvin Cook🍳

received

  • 2026 Round 4

    Pick

    Pick lineage unresolved — see the 2026 draft board.

    Re-traded · 2025 W5
    Deep dive →

    Taylor Swift’s Boutte 🍑

    140pts
    • ← Stefon Diggs
    • ← 2026 R4
    • ← 2026 R4

    JordanCasteel3

    • ← 2026 R2

    Onward

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